Huge News: Some Of Satisfyer's Best Selling Vibes Are On Sale Right Now

Score up to 57% off all sorts of feel-good toys, hehe.

Important PSA: Satisfyer is having a huge sale this very minute and that means deals on all sorts of their beloved air-pulsing vibrators — yes, including that super famous one everyone's always raving about.

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Need help narrowing down the models? Here are three of our faves:

1. The internet-famous Satisfyer Pro 2 because if you somehow *don't* already own this oral-sex-mimicking godsend, it's time. Take it from the thousands of happy souls who've used it: this clitoral stimulator will leave you breathless and quaking with its powerful air-pulsing tech.

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FYI — it's rechargeable and waterproof (so go ahead, bring it in the shower with you).

Promising reviews: "Will rob your body and soul like a thief in the night! Mann when I read the review I was very interested....bought it, used it, now I’m fascinated!!! 😭😭😭😭 A towel is NEEDED. I’m already a squirter but this product will yes I said WILL for a fact make you cum 2x or more in less than 20 seconds. Not a moaner??? This will make you literally cover your mouth. Not a squirter hmm might just transform your soul for a rude awakening 😈😈😈. Had to literally pick up the toy & tell it NO after my 2nd back to back orgasm & force myself to put it away. My exact words after reaching complete orgasm “ you’ve got to be the devil” 😂😂😂🤯🤯🥵🧐. Definitely worth the buy 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽—amanda

"I never used to have much luck with toys. But this little guy right here...THIS LITTLE GUY...sent me in to four back to back orgasms that had my eyes rolling to the back of my head, thighs writhing, and toes curling. Oh my god I’m completely in love." —Anonymous :)

Price: $32.95 (originally $69.95, available in three colors)

2. A curvy air pulse vibrator just like the one above except this pulses AND vibrates for that extra ~oral sex-mimicking magic~. Reviewers also say this is great for anyone with bottom growth from taking Testosterone.

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Don't worry, it's also rechargeable and waterproof.

Promising reviews: "As you can see from the photo, the entrance is big enough to fit the girth of a AA battery with wiggle room. This one’s probably got the biggest hole on the market, so if you guys wanna experience the unique tapping air pulse sensation and vibration, this is the one you’ll pick up. It’s very new to me, I very much enjoyed it. Obviously, you guys know that certain anatomy will get in the way of fitting more than just the “head” or “tip” of your equipment if you’re on T, but having that feeling centered just there is pretty powerful anyway! Plus the shape of it, holding it there, is weirdly affirming, I don’t know XD

The app is fun to mess with, makes adjusting the different settings really easy to create fun sensations. I like it! It’s versatile." —A.H.

"Euphoria godsend. If you've ever wanted to know what a blowjob is like - this is it. Albeit from a robot, but beggars can't be choosers. If you have any T-related growth then this will be even better size-wise (Reference the other review with pic of AA battery). If you are small and no plans on changing - there is a 2+ and 3+ model with smaller opening.

Also -The app is so cool and definitely recommend using for the customizations. Especially bc the paper instructions don't explain the modes well." —Lee W.

Price: $32.95 (originally $69.95, also available in white)

3. A deluxe pebble clitoral stimulator for the same glorious sucking air pulse technology, only in a different shape, one that might rest a bit more naturally in the palm. Plus, it has an even stronger motor than previous models, AKA prepare for even stronger O's.

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Promising review: "I charged it and turned it on but felt just a slight pulsation coming out of it in any of the settings. I barely felt a slight sensation when I tried it in the skin of my hands and arms. I was so convinced it didn’t work that I even asked for a refund. But then I decided to give it a chance and test drive it... a few minutes after, BOOM! It worked beautifully. Don’t fool yourself." —Tropical Islander

Price: $29.95 (originally $69.95)

Waves of mind-blowing pleasure await you, so act fast — especially since the sale ends Apr. 2!

You, when that new Satisfyer toy hits *just* right:

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Enjoy ;)