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The Best Tweets Of 2018 Regarding Being Lactose Intolerant

"Nobody has bigger “y’all hear sumn?” energy than lactose intolerant people who continue to eat dairy"

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📍lactose intolerant people | | | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | 📍going dairy free _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _| | | | 📍eating dairy anyway and getting sick on a daily basis

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Lactose intolerant people when they get stomach pain and diarrhoea after eating mozzarella stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese, drinking 2 or 3 milkshakes, and topping it all off with ice cream.

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I went on a date last night and I made a dumb joke so my date laughs and calls me cheesy and I go “I prefer the term corny I’m lactose intolerant” and I think I’ve pinpointed the reason for why I’m single

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[Being Tortured] Thug: *lights blowtorch* you know what this is for? Me: Is it... Is it for creme brulee Thug: *making creme brulee* I heard you were lactose intolerant

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Lactose intolerant people whenever something has dairy in it.

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@NlKESACE When have you seen someone with lactose intolerance not consume dairy??? It's like a game to us

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EVERY lactose intolerant person I know, lmao y’all never care about yourselves https://t.co/HwBKzgUiKW

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As a lactose intolerant person I want y’all to know if you see me eating anything that is related to milk, mind your fucking business

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People who are allergic to peanuts: I can’t, it’ll kill me People who are allergic to gluten: I can’t, it’ll wreck my body People who are lactose intolerant: Humans cannot achieve immortality anyway and life not lived to the fullest is no life at all, hand me a gallon of milk

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At some point I'm going to have to stop being stubborn and accept that I'm lactose intolerant.

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yes I’m lactose intolerant. yes I drink non-dairy milk instead of cow milk. yes I constantly eat regular cheese and ice cream with zero disregard for the consequences. we exist.

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nobody has bigger “y’all hear sumn?” energy than lactose intolerant people who continue to eat dairy

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You: Someone who’s lactose intolerant:

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lactose intolerant people who still *willingly* eat dairy know how to fight

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This is why I finally stopped eating ice cream. I'm lactose intolerant. I got it now, Lord. https://t.co/IbP9LqtOjL

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