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    Here Are 17 Fortune Cookies That Are More Hilarious Than They Deserve To Be

    "Ignore previous cookie."

    1. This fortune cookie that made no sense, no matter how many times you read it:

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    2. This fortune cookie which told you to do a lot of things, all at once:

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    3. This fortune cookie that had scarily great timing:

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    4. This fortune cookie that stirred up marriage problems:

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    5. This fortune cookie that was just so damn wholesome:

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    6. This fortune cookie that was supposed to be comforting but ended up sounding like a threat:

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    7. This fortune cookie that is also low-key threatening:

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    8. This fortune cookie that had given up on its own advice:

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    9. This fortune cookie which pointed out the obvious:

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    10. This fortune cookie that was punny as heck:

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    11. This fortune cookie that sounded extremely eerie:

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    12. This fortune cookie that probably reminded broke college students of how much they'd spent:

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    13. This fortune cookie that was opened by an unFORTUNate soul:

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    14. This fortune cookie that wasn't exactly inaccurate:

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    15. This fortune cookie that had perfect logic:

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    16. This fortune cookie that was oddly specific:

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    17. And finally, this fortune cookie that was pretty sassy:

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