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This fortune cookie that made no sense, no matter how many times you read it:
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This fortune cookie which told you to do a lot of things, all at once:
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This fortune cookie that had scarily great timing:
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This fortune cookie that stirred up marriage problems:
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This fortune cookie that was just so damn wholesome:
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This fortune cookie that was supposed to be comforting but ended up sounding like a threat:
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This fortune cookie that is also low-key threatening:
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This fortune cookie that had given up on its own advice:
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This fortune cookie which pointed out the obvious:
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This fortune cookie that was punny as heck:
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This fortune cookie that sounded extremely eerie:
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This fortune cookie that probably reminded broke college students of how much they'd spent:
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This fortune cookie that was opened by an unFORTUNate soul:
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This fortune cookie that wasn't exactly inaccurate:
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This fortune cookie that had perfect logic:
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This fortune cookie that was oddly specific:
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And finally, this fortune cookie that was pretty sassy:
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