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20 Slightly Weird Things You Do When You're A Dog-Lover Who Doesn't Have A Dog

Ooo look at her cute little paws. *Sniffles*

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1. You just want to pet ~all~ the dogs.

Unless it's a service dog, because you still know how to be respectful.
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Unless it's a service dog, because you still know how to be respectful.

2. You're constantly looking at adoption pages to find your buddy for life.

Any moment now.
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Any moment now.

3. You even browse for dog supplies for your future dog.

Because you know you'll make such a great dog parent.
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Because you know you'll make such a great dog parent.

4. You already know what you're going to name your lovable furball.

You just know.
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You just know.

5. You know where all the dog friendly bars are.

Bonus points if you find a bar with a resident dog.
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Bonus points if you find a bar with a resident dog.

6. Or the dog parks.

It's totally not creepy for you to be going around petting everyone's dog.
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It's totally not creepy for you to be going around petting everyone's dog.

7. There's a high chance that your lock screen is of a dog.

Just look at that cute fluff ball!
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Just look at that cute fluff ball!

8. You follow more dog pages than actual people.

I don't care about your vacation in Germany, Karen. Just fill my feed with dog pictures!
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I don't care about your vacation in Germany, Karen. Just fill my feed with dog pictures!

9. Speaking of which, the only Instagram famous celebrities that you actually follow are dogs.

They deserve everything and more.
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They deserve everything and more.

10. Your friends tag you in all the dog videos and memes they can find.

That's what true friendship is.
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That's what true friendship is.

11. You have a notification alert for dog meet ups.

You also ignore the fact that it says ~owners~ only, because dog people are forgiving and kind.
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You also ignore the fact that it says ~owners~ only, because dog people are forgiving and kind.

12. Your YouTube search history is packed with dog videos.

The only reason I use YouTube these days tbh.
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The only reason I use YouTube these days tbh.

13. You cry at the end of every dog video.

Ooo look at her cute little paws. *Sniffles*
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Ooo look at her cute little paws. *Sniffles*

14. If your friend has a dog, you'll almost always find yourself at their place.

Yeah, I totally came over because I wanted to spend time with you. Definitely not because of your dog.
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Yeah, I totally came over because I wanted to spend time with you. Definitely not because of your dog.

15. You strategically befriend people who have dogs.

The best kind of friendship because you can also walk their dog.
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The best kind of friendship because you can also walk their dog.

16. If there's a dog at a party, everyone will find you sitting next to it.

Ain't no party like a dog party.
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Ain't no party like a dog party.

17. You donate regularly to your local animal shelter.

Because every dog deserves to live a good life.
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Because every dog deserves to live a good life.

18. You search for volunteering roles just so that you can spend a few hours a week with dogs.

Helping dogs and socialising with them? Sign me right up.
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Helping dogs and socialising with them? Sign me right up.

19. Your entire day is made when you see a dog.

Especially when they try to follow you wherever you're going.
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Especially when they try to follow you wherever you're going.

20. And finally, you literally love all dogs, no matter what shape or size they are.

It doesn't matter because they're ~all~ the best boys and girls.
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It doesn't matter because they're ~all~ the best boys and girls.