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Gotta catch ‘em all!
If I catch it early, I take four excedrine migraine (whoever invented that deserves a Nobel Prize). If that doesn’t work, I have to take two 10/325 Percocet. Sad thing is, once the Percocet kicks in, I can function completely normally, so I really limit my use of it.
I lose feeling in my arms and hands and last two toes on my left foot. Weird.
I’ve mastered the art of functioning with one eye open lol. Like a sexy pirate, but not, because I don’t get to wear a cool eyepatch.
I’m lucky enough to have not only migraines, but Occipital Neuralgia and Inter-cranial Hypertension (too much spinal fluid putting pressure on my brain. They can all happen at once, like a layer cake of pain. I usually wake up with them already full blown,
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Response to 19 Boozy Sweets For Grownups Who Love Candy:
I wonder if chocolates filled with vodka would be frowned upon at work…..
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I still do a lot of these, perhaps because I’m a bibliophile ?
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Response to Are You A Pancake Person Or A Waffle Person?:
What about us crepe and French toast folks? Do we get no love??
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Response to 19 Geniuses You Need To Learn About Immediately:
To all the scientists: YAAASSSS QUEENS!!!
(also, I sold a lamp to Eunice Kennedy Shriver and Sgt. Shriver about 13 years ago lol. She was all business - she knew EXACTLY what she wanted and would settle for nothing less. She wanted a brass floor lamp for her library, and it had to accommodate a three way bulb. True Story.)