When I was nine months pregnant I stopped by the automatic car wash to get my car washed. While my car was being washed the Sonic I had ate earlier urgently needed out. I was trapped in the car wash squeezing my butt cheeks together while praying to the poop Gods. When the cycle was finally done I started to haul ass home which was only 2 minutes down the road. Just as I was pulling into my neighborhood the baby decided to Kung fu kick my intestines. It was an instant uncontrollable shitting my pants as a full grown adult moment. My husband had to come help me out of the car while I was crying about being covered in my own feces.