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25 Things That Will Make You Want To Stay Far, Far Away From Arizona

Seriously, stay away.

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1. If you're ever thinking of taking a trip to Arizona, don't.

A bunch of lights and buildings, big whoop.
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A bunch of lights and buildings, big whoop.

2. Because you'll regret it.

Tempe Town Lake is just a few bridges and some water, tbh.
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Tempe Town Lake is just a few bridges and some water, tbh.

3. No, really, there's a TON of more attractive places to go.

It won't be hard finding something more aesthetically pleasing than this.
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It won't be hard finding something more aesthetically pleasing than this.

4. Like, almost anywhere else would do.

Lights wrapped around trees? Been there, done that.
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Lights wrapped around trees? Been there, done that.

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5. The cities are nothing but ghost towns.

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It's LIGHTS OUT at 10 p.m.

6. The Grand Canyon is drab, boring, and just no fun.

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And it's in the middle of NOWHERE. Have fun.

7. The weather is unbearable all year round.

It's a NIGHTMARE.
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It's a NIGHTMARE.

8. Like, MISERABLE.

This picture just wants to make you stay inside all day, doesn't it?
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This picture just wants to make you stay inside all day, doesn't it?

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9. Any evidence of nature is nonexistent.

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Where is it? Beats me.

10. Like, nature schmature.

Is anyone going to tell me? No?
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Is anyone going to tell me? No?

11. And good luck finding a nice place to stay.

There has to be SOMETHING out there better than this.
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There has to be SOMETHING out there better than this.

12. Arizona severely lacks any and all culture.

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Like, completely lacking.

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13. The desert is just the worst.

Keep it moving, folks, nothing to see here.
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Keep it moving, folks, nothing to see here.

14. The absolute. Worst.

No, thank you.
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No, thank you.

15. The food is terrible.

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Good luck finding a local, homegrown place to eat around here.

16. Like, really bad. The selection is very, very limited.

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Seriously, it'll be tough.

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17. And is completely void of any color.

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None whatsoever.

18. There is nothing to do outside of Phoenix.

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Pfft, there's hardly anything to do INSIDE Phoenix.

19. There's no history here.

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Not at all.

20. You have to wear several layers of clothing in the winter.

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Can you imagine wearing THIS MUCH clothing in the middle of December? CAN YOU?

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21. And don't even think about finding a place to go for your early morning run.

It's a no from me, dawg.
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It's a no from me, dawg.

22. Good luck finding a music festival around here.

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Nope — you'd need to go to LA for one of those.

23. You are constantly stuck in a concrete jungle.

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You never see the sunlight!

24. Really though, how can you move around when everything is so close together?

It's like you're stuck in a glass cage of emotion!
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It's like you're stuck in a glass cage of emotion!

25. And the sunsets are nothing great.

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Very underwhelming.

Basically, just stay away from Arizona. It's just the worst.

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