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You're A Lightweight If These 18 Things Apply To You

Pre-game? What's that?

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1. You've been hungover after having two drinks and have asked yourself, "How?"


"But I just had TWO drinks."

2. You've often been the subject of your friends pranks, much like this:

3. You know which drinks are safe choices, and which ones to stay away from.

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Lord knows you don't want to repeat what happened at last year's Christmas party.

4. You say (or yell) NO when someone offers you a shot because you know how deadly they are.


You've already had half of a beer, let's not get crazy.

5. You're always miles behind the rest of the group in terms of how many drinks you've had.

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But if anyone asks, it's definitely your fourth beer.

6. You rarely, if ever, go out two nights in a row.


You already had one drink last night, why on Earth would you do it again?

7. You are the worst at any type of drinking game.


Flip Pong? Beer Cup?

8. Your beer becomes warm by the time you actually finish it.

Is it just me or does warm beer get your hammered quicker

9. You dread the thought of the pre-game because you know you'll be shitfaced by the time you actually get to the club.

When your friend is blackout at the pregame and you make them another strong drink

10. You don't mind being the designated driver because it means you don't have to drink more than one beer.


11. You've gone from a slight buzz to completely and utterly obliterated in seconds.

Which, to some, is pretty impressive.

12. You've undoubtedly posted a regrettable Facebook status because you needed to "let out your feelings."

13. You've said no to countless happy hour invites because you know how you can get after a cocktail or two.

Happy hour after work today! And by happy hour I mean I'm taking a nap

14. You start ~feeling it~ after about three sips of your drink.


Easy on the Smirnoff Ice, Jan.

15. You've always made sure to eat a decent sized meal before going out.


How else will you soak up that one beer?

16. But you're also the first to drunkenly order food at 9:30 p.m.

Yes, you've reached that point at 9:30.

17. And, no matter what, you WILL be hungover the next day. And it will suck.


18. But at least you'll always be sober enough to help a drunk friend in need.


You'e done it so much you're basically a pro.

Lightweights, unite!


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