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21 Of The Most Brutal Insults That Don't Use Curse Words

Gird your loins, this one's going to hurt. H/T /r/askreddit.

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1. "Why play so hard to get when you're already so hard to want?"

Miramax Films

2. "You look like a before picture."

3. "You're impossible to underestimate."

The WB

4. "Do you realize that people just tolerate you?"

5. "Your gene pool could use a little more chlorine."

6. "You are the human equivalent of a participation award."

SBNation

7. "The only culture you possess is bacteria."

NBC

8. "You're not pretty enough to be this stupid."

Fox

9. "I'd challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you're unarmed."

NBC

10. "You look like a visible fart."

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11. "You clearly have not been burdened by an overabundance of education."

NBC

12. "Whoever told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice."

VH1

13. "I envy people who haven't met you."

HBO

14. "I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain it to you."

MTV

15. "You are as a candle, better burnt out."

Nickelodeon

16. "You haven't been yourself lately. We've all noticed the improvement."

Columbia Pictures

17. "Honey, you couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the side."

NBC

18. "I hope your day is as pleasant as you are."

Lifetime / Via gifsec.com

19. "You will be utterly forgotten."

Nickelodeon

20. "You, my friend, are a piece of foam."

MTV

21. "As an outsider, what is your perspective on intelligence?"

NBC

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