1. Going to bed early on a Friday night is pure bliss.
2. Your alone time is sacred.
3. Last minute plans aren't your favorite.
4. You own a ton of blankets.
5. Pajamas are your favorite attire.
6. The thought of staying out past 10 p.m. sounds like a literal nightmare.
7. Sometimes not going out as often as your friends do gets to you...
8. ...then you remember how happy you are at home with your pet.
9. Your pet, who you tell absolutely everything to.
10. Rainy nights in are your personal paradise.
11. Your Netflix recommendations are ever-changing...
12. ...and Hulu is no exception.
13. Your bed doubles as a table, counter, and overall kitchen.
14. You always want to be invited to every social gathering, though your friends know you probably won't show up.
My friends know that I still want an invite but I'm not going.
15. You light a candle as soon as you get home.
16. You definitely order out on Friday nights.
17. You always end up regretting the plans you made earlier in the week.
18. Which means canceled plans are one of your favorite things ever.
19. Hanging out with coworkers after work is fun... until about 7:30.
20. You've become a pro at finding multiple ways to say you're ~busy~.
21. Drinking a glass of wine (or bottle of beer) all by yourself is the perfect therapy.
22. The thought of throwing a party stresses you out like no other.
23. It isn't out of the ordinary for you to not leave your house until Monday morning.
24. Big groups of people are not your favorite.
25. And your friends and family aren't the least bit surprised when you turn in early.
Going to bed early was my childhood punishment and now my adult goals .
Homebodies, rejoice!
