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got tired of writing "From Santa" on all my mom's christmas gifts so I decided to make them from other things that… https://t.co/You4hK2Js2
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for the 7th year in a row, Rick Astley refuses to give his wife her favorite Pixar movie for Christmas
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"I don't want a lot for Christmas." Later... "All I want for Christmas is you." EXACTLY WHAT DOES THAT DO FOR MY SELF-CONFIDENCE, MARIAH.
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It doesn't feel like I'm truly home for the holidays until I've taken my parents' phones and said "Here let me show you" at least 25 times.
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Have yourself a merry little christmas sounds pretty condescending
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Current Christmas financial situation
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if you like christmas so much why don't you merry it
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"Um wow okay" -all of Santa's other reindeer
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Don we now our gay apparel
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🎶oh Christmas tree, oh christmas tree🎶 Christmas tree: I have a boyfriend
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theres a war on christmas? come on... why cant they just do it the day after christmas
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put christ back in christmas and put the god damn southwest chicken melt back on the $5 footlong menu
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My cat forgets what a Christmas tree is every year and it's wonderful
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Cashier: do you want cash back? Me: I mean who wouldn't. There's ring of fire, I walk the line. Let's not forget his christmas album
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If I don't see two minivans lock reindeer antlers for a Target parking space, what are the holidays even about?
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Worst things the parents do on Home Alone: 3. Never punish Buzz 2. Forget one of their kids 1. Try to make everyone drink milk with pizza
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MY MOM HANDED ME A GIFT SO I OPENED IT AND SCREAMED REALLY LOUD BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE GOT ME A DILDO BUT ITS REALLY… https://t.co/Q3oI8oydDw
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apparently "may your Christmas run red with the blood of a thousand Santas" was a bad thing to say to my niece
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Nothing like opening Christmas gifts to remind you that the people you're closest to in the world know absolutely nothing about you.
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On the 13th day of Christmas, my true love said to me, "I think I might be a hoarder."
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Tried to explain to my nephew why it's so warm in December and he said "that's stupid". How u believe in Santa but not global warming?
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Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is my favorite Christmas story about how Santa's reindeer are bigots until they need someones help.
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Fummmmming😩😂 go to wrap my presents thinking iv brought silver wrapping paper and iv brought fucking cellophane 😂😩😂😩
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Make my wish come true. All I want for Christmas is you(r HBO GO password).