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A threesome is with Hulu and Netflix. #SignsYouAreSingle
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#SignsYouAreSingle Your phone and TV remote have their own side of the bed 😂 #truestory #fml
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#SignsYouAreSingle you don’t have to keep asking someone what they want for dinner 🥘 🍽 over and over and over
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You love Valentine's Day because it means chocolate will be on sale the next day #SignsYouAreSingle
5.
You ask Siri for directions home so you have someone to talk to. #SignsYouAreSingle
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#SignsYouAreSingle It takes 2 weeks for your dishwasher to be full.
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You sleep in the middle of the bed. #SignsYouAreSingle
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#SignsYouAreSingle you don't bother clearing your browsing history
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#SignsYouAreSingle the only text you received in the last week is from Verizon telling you that your bill is due
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#SignsYouAreSingle If your neighbors are having fun & playing music.. you call 911
11.
The toilet seat is always the way you left it. #SignsYouAreSingle
12.
You share your bed w laundry 🧺 #SignsYouAreSingle
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#SignsYouAreSingle you fart, anytime and anywhere with no blow back
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#SignsYouAreSingle You eat over the sink.
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#SignsYouAreSingle you shave only the parts of your legs that show to the public
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You still say “I love you” several times a day....to your pets #SignsYouAreSingle
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No one corrects about the way you hang the toilet paper #SignsYouAreSingle
18.
The family of dust bunnies I live with tell me so... #SignsYouAreSingle
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Your cat is the only one that has access to all your passwords. #SignsYouAreSingle
20.
Eating for two. Drinking for five. #SignsYouAreSingle
21.
#SignsYouAreSingle You finished Netflix
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#SignsYouAreSingle You can't stay off of Twitter
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The box of condoms in your drawer has expired. 🙄 #SignsYouAreSingle
24.
You have money #SignsYouAreSingle
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Always complaining about not having anyone but still being totally fine to be alone #SignsYouAreSingle