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    Twitter Is Discussing The Signs You Are Single And Some Are Funny But Others Are Too Real

    "You don't bother clearing your browsing history."

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    A threesome is with Hulu and Netflix. #SignsYouAreSingle

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    #SignsYouAreSingle Your phone and TV remote have their own side of the bed 😂 #truestory #fml

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    #SignsYouAreSingle you don’t have to keep asking someone what they want for dinner 🥘 🍽 over and over and over

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    You love Valentine's Day because it means chocolate will be on sale the next day #SignsYouAreSingle

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    You ask Siri for directions home so you have someone to talk to. #SignsYouAreSingle

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    #SignsYouAreSingle It takes 2 weeks for your dishwasher to be full.

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    You sleep in the middle of the bed. #SignsYouAreSingle

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    #SignsYouAreSingle you don't bother clearing your browsing history

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    #SignsYouAreSingle the only text you received in the last week is from Verizon telling you that your bill is due

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    #SignsYouAreSingle If your neighbors are having fun & playing music.. you call 911

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    The toilet seat is always the way you left it. #SignsYouAreSingle

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    #SignsYouAreSingle you fart, anytime and anywhere with no blow back

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    #SignsYouAreSingle You eat over the sink.

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    #SignsYouAreSingle you shave only the parts of your legs that show to the public

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    You still say “I love you” several times a day....to your pets #SignsYouAreSingle

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    No one corrects about the way you hang the toilet paper #SignsYouAreSingle

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    The family of dust bunnies I live with tell me so... #SignsYouAreSingle

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    Your cat is the only one that has access to all your passwords. #SignsYouAreSingle

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    Eating for two. Drinking for five. #SignsYouAreSingle

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    #SignsYouAreSingle You finished Netflix

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    #SignsYouAreSingle You can't stay off of Twitter

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    The box of condoms in your drawer has expired. 🙄 #SignsYouAreSingle

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    Always complaining about not having anyone but still being totally fine to be alone #SignsYouAreSingle

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