It fans, rejoice! The It Chapter Two trailer has dropped and though I hate being paranoid for weeks after watching horror movies, I continue to watch them.
12. A creepy old lady answering the door? This is how the trailer starts and yeah, I'm an easy scare, so right off it's like, "Eh, no thank you."
11. A housefly in and of itself isn't scary, but a bunch of flies in a strange old lady's home? That's a big buzzing nope!
10. The shot where this old lady is in the distance and she does this creepy-ass walk. No sirree!
9. I haven't been able to make eye contact with a storm drain since I watched It as a kid because of stuff like this. Soft pass. Hard no.
8. The quick shot of someone in a pool of blood. N'thanks.
7. Ok, back to the old woman — the part where she says, "You know what they say about Derry: No one who dies here ever really dies," then creepily stares at Beverly for 13 seconds (literally THIRTEEN, I counted). No, ma'am!
6. The mark on the woman's chest. Nope!
5. This framed photo of Pennywise in the old woman's home. N to the O.
4. Pennywise somewhere doing Pennywise things. Nope, I'm good on that.
3. The old lady peeking at Beverly from behind a wall. Ma'am, can you not?
2. The old woman (now naked for some reason) shuffling by.
1. And finally, the moment that made me speak the words "HELL NO" out loud — the (still naked) old lady rushing at Beverly.
