It fans, rejoice! The It Chapter Two trailer has dropped and though I hate being paranoid for weeks after watching horror movies, I continue to watch them.
12.A creepy old lady answering the door? This is how the trailer starts and yeah, I'm an easy scare, so right off it's like, "Eh, no thank you."
11.A housefly in and of itself isn't scary, but a bunch of flies in a strange old lady's home? That's a big buzzing nope!
10.The shot where this old lady is in the distance and she does this creepy-ass walk. No sirree!
9.I haven't been able to make eye contact with a storm drain since I watched It as a kid because of stuff like this. Soft pass. Hard no.
8.The quick shot of someone in a pool of blood. N'thanks.
7.Ok, back to the old woman — the part where she says, "You know what they say about Derry: No one who dies here ever really dies," then creepily stares at Beverly for 13 seconds (literally THIRTEEN, I counted). No, ma'am!
6.The mark on the woman's chest. Nope!
5.This framed photo of Pennywise in the old woman's home. N to the O.
4.Pennywise somewhere doing Pennywise things. Nope, I'm good on that.
3.The old lady peeking at Beverly from behind a wall. Ma'am, can you not?
2.The old woman (now naked for some reason) shuffling by.
1.And finally, the moment that made me speak the words "HELL NO" out loud — the (still naked) old lady rushing at Beverly.
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