31 Of The Most "Yeah, They Definitely Lied On Their Job Application" Moments You'll Ever See

Big "the operation was a success, but the patient died" energy.

1. Whoever said they could install stove tops.

Installed the stove, boss from NotMyJob

2. Whoever said they could make chalk lines.

Close enough from NotMyJob

3. Whoever said they could handle accurately naming the shades of nail polish.

Named the new green polish, boss! from NotMyJob

4. Whoever said they could fix a telephone pole.

Fixed the dumb telephone pole, boss. from NotMyJob

5. Whoever said they could install a hand sanitizer station.

Yes boss, I installed the hand sanitizer. from NotMyJob

6. Whoever said they could design mazes.

Yeah I made the maze like you asked, boss from NotMyJob

7. Whoever said they could fill a brick wall's hole.

Fixed the wall boss from NotMyJob

8. Whoever said they could handle painting road lines.

A road at my hometown. No explanation exists as to why. from NotMyJob

9. Whoever said they could make the little skip-ahead icons for a streaming service.

Made the buttons, boss from NotMyJob

10. Whoever said they could handle creating graphics for the Olympics.

Put up the olympic rank, boss from NotMyJob

11. Whoever said they knew how to install doors.

Yes boss, I installed The new bathroom doors. from NotMyJob

12. Whoever said they were a capable spokesperson.

Maybe he should hire a someone for that... from NotMyJob

13. Whoever said they could cut a pizza the right way.

When you order a pizza during finals week in a college town. from NotMyJob

14. Whoever said they could properly stock the frozen items.

What a deal, food poisoning for only $1 from NotMyJob

15. Whoever said they could lay down parking lot lines.

Painting the parking lot from NotMyJob

16. Whoever said they could install a door stopper effectively.

Installing a door stopper from NotMyJob

17. Whoever said they could add sensible signage to the stairs.

Put up the signs boss from NotMyJob

18. Whoever said they could handle subtitles.

Added subtitles, boss from NotMyJob

19. Whoever said they could add security tags.

Done adding the security tag boss from NotMyJob

20. Whoever said they could handle the signage.

Did the signboard boss from NotMyJob

21. Whoever said they could take care of the spider infestation.

That’s good to hear from NotMyJob

22. Whoever said they could handle the headline text.

Added the headline text, boss! from NotMyJob

23. Whoever said they could install the sprinklers.

Installed the Sprayer boss from NotMyJob

24. Whoever said they could power-wash a sidewalk.

Pressure washed the sidewalk boss! from NotMyJob

25. Whoever said they could handle packing fragile items.

Packed the violin bow, boss from NotMyJob

26. Whoever said they could handle the wiring.

What do you mean by "this is a historical monument"? from NotMyJob

27. Whoever said they could paint a bike path.

Painted the bike path boss from NotMyJob

28. Whoever said they could handle labeling things with QR codes.

"I decided it was faster to draw the QR codes, boss." from NotMyJob

29. Whoever said they could follow simple instructions.

I mean, it was printed in big enough lettering from NotMyJob

30. Whoever said they could make sure the cyclists have enough space to ride.

Give cyclists space from NotMyJob

31. And finally, whoever said they could install a fan.

Fan's installed, boss from NotMyJob

Fantastic work, everyone!

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H/T: r/NotMyJob.