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    Updated on Nov 18, 2019. Posted on Nov 15, 2019

    24 Disney+ Jokes Now That We've Had A Few Days To Process It

    "Can’t wait to go home and eat a Kid's Cuisine and watch The Luck of the Irish like it’s 2008 again."

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    So I tried finessing this guy into sharing his Disney+ account with me and this is what he sends me 😭

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    jus got disney+ and it’s such a trip to think that last time i saw these disney channel movies i was probably sippin on a caprisun or sumn and now im 4 white claws in ready for halloween town 2 let’s get it

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    can’t wait to go home and eat a kids cuisine and watch the luck of the irish like it’s 2008 again

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    2005 me watching Even Stevens after school vs. 2019 me watching Even Stevens after work #DisneyPlus

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    Nobody: Disney+ Subscriber: Alright so here's what I watched so far...

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    #DisneyPlus in the 90s was that spoiled cousin who had this set up:

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    When I’m watching the 90s X-men series on Disney plus and it ask me to skip the into

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    fuck sex can you come over to watch Disney plus and have a sing along to every movie? we still fuckin’ but let’s sing first.

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    The internet: You should watch Gargoyles! The Mandalorian! Marvel Movies! DuckTales! Me continuing to only watch Kim Possible:

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    how I’m looking at everyone paying for Disney+ but they phones don’t work when it’s time to order the Uber

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    Oh it's 2005 and you want to watch a Disney Channel Original Movie? Your options include: -Phil of the Future falls in love with a hologram -A leprechaun plays basketball -Aly & AJ make yogurt -Maddie from Zack & Cody sings -Lizzie McGuire joins the military

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    Woke up at 1:30am, turned over and saw my husband eating a damn sandwich while watching one of the marvel movies on Disney+. He had work in just a few hours and there he was livin his best life. He basically said “fuck them kids AND MY WIFE” he didn’t even ask me to join LOL 😂

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    Disney+: “are you still watching?” Us:

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    disney channel not putting life with derek on disney+ because they KNOW they were wrong for what they did

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    Disney+ prompted me to SKIP the That’s So Raven theme song, as if I would EVER!

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    Might fuck around and buy Disney+ only to watch Heavyweights everyday for the next year

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    Here’s my breakdown of the final play in Double Teamed. Quite possibly the worst movie scene of all time.

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    y’all use disney+ to watch Brother Bear but won’t check up on your Brothers and see that they’re going through shit that is too much to Bear

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    DISNEY+: Nod along as your friends stan all the Disney Channel content you pretended to have seen in middle school when actually you didn’t have cable at home! 🙃✌️

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    uh @disneyplus y’all got any more of them mandalorian episodes done yet

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    What was life like before Disney Plus?

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    Those who work from home during #DisneyPlus launch day 🤣

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    Me after watching Disney + with my friends

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    Apple Music, Netflix, and Disney+ fighting for the last $9.99 in my account

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