"Authorities say a 28-year-old Texas man was attacked and killed by an alligator 'almost immediately' after being warned by a bystander not to swim in the water, replying 'fuck that alligator' before jumping in."
"Sevy went to pay his $10 parking ticket in Royal Oak's 44th District Court in February, but was told he'd have a $1.75 surcharge on his credit card. He wasn't happy and left. His attorney says he came back to pay with rolls of pennies. 'As he was leaving the court house with his back to the officer, the court officer began to choke him out, grabbing him, brought him to the ground. Mr. Sevy passed out and defecated himself,' Marco said."
"It seems that while mom Bethany was sleeping on the couch, Ashlynd gently picked up her mother's thumb and used it to unlock the Amazon app on her phone. She then proceeded to order $250 worth of Pokémon presents for herself."
"Police say there was so much alcohol being consumed at a college fraternity party in Maryland the air inside the house registered a .01 on a Breathalyzer."
"Tabitha West created a GoFundMe campaign to raise money for a tattoo removal. The tattoo reads '420,' which is a common reference to marijuana. West set a goal of $800. Although West's tactic may have worked, not everyone seems thrilled by her decision to seek donations."
An 8-year-old Ohio boy with a craving for a cheeseburger drove himself and his 4-year-old sister to McDonald’s Sunday night after learning how to drive by watching YouTube videos.
"A burglary suspect in Texas was arrested not 15 minutes after posting a taunt to a police department Facebook page. Rosenburg, Texas police say Damian and Rolando Lozano allegedly burglarized 17 cars in one community on Sunday."
"Over the weekend, two boys decided to get a '2 for 1 at Black Panther' at a Black Panther showing in the Los Angeles area. In the viral Snapchat video, one boy climbs onto the other's shoulders, and who then dons a long trench coat and bowler hat."
"According to Fitzpatrick, a salt-and-pepper blend is applied to the meat before cooking. This seasoning or the flame-broiling process Burger King uses to grill burgers may have been responsible."
"He also claimed he couldn't feel his hands because he had smoked too much marijuana. The man gave police the keys to his car where he said he had smoked the marijuana and they recovered a glass pipe, rolling papers, roaches, and a glass jar of marijuana."