HORROR RATING: 8/10.
HOW SCARY WAS IT: I'm going to be honest — there were a couple times I had to exit Full Screen and watch it minimized like a coward, because I was anticipating scary moments. Hell House LLC definitely has scenes that are legitimately freaky and intense, but they don't use a bunch of cheap jump scare tactics which I appreciate.
PERMANENT DAMAGE DONE: It won't keep me up tonight or anything, but I'll 100% think of this movie next time I'm at a haunted house and it'll definitely make it scarier.
SHOULD YOU WATCH IT?: Yes, then afterwards hit me up so we can discuss how dumb all of the people who died are for not bouncing the instant things felt sketchy.