My name is Christopher and one of my many passions in life is ice cream.
If you’ve never had it, one, I’m sorry, and two, here’s what its description reads:
Anyway, I can always immediately spot “Everything But The” sitting in the freezer amongst its inferior (albeit delicious) peers.
However, there was one particular day that it wasn’t there. I grieved for a few moments, then began to scan the aisle for potential replacements and y'know what I found...
Now, folks, I usually eat a pint of ice cream within 24 hours because I've got zero self-control, but I ate this one in like 15 minutes.
One night a week or so later, I wanted my beloved Ben & Jerry's almond brittle fix, but it was late and I was lazy, so I went on Postmates and looked at Jeni's Splendid Ice Creams's menu expecting to settle for some other flavor, BUT GUESS WHAT I FOUND:
BROWN BUTTER ALMOND BRITTLE. I said "Oh my god" out loud, "XO" by Beyonce started playing, it was really a beautiful moment. Within minutes, I had my precious cargo.
Words alone won't suffice in describing the experience, so I'm going to use this Vince McMahon meme format to show you how it went.
The point of this entire thing is to let you know that you need to find the nearest almond brittle ice cream, whether its caramel or brown butter, and put it inside of your mouth so we can make this magical, lovely, wonderful, magnificent flavor a mainstream option. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
