1.The "Can you hear me now?" guy is disloyal AF, and he betrayed Verizon for Sprint.
2.YouTube has clearer videos now. Yes, even better than 480p!
3.You don't have to worry about any of your unpaid late fees, because Blockbuster no longer exists.
4.Everyone just uses streaming services like Netflix to watch movies now... Oh, also there are new episodes of Arrested Development!
5.And Twin Peaks is back too!
6.There was a Boy Meets World reboot called Girl Meets World. It was about about Cory and Topanga's daughter and it lasted three seasons.
7.Hey Arnold!: The Jungle Movie is coming out in November 2017, and it's basically going to be a finale for the original series.
8.They're still making the The Fast and the Furious movies, and The Rock stars in them now.
9.Reality TV has taken some weird turns. For example, Fear Factor is back, but instead of Joe Rogan, Ludacris is the host.
10.And Arnold Schwarzenegger briefly hosted The Celebrity Apprentice.
11.The former host of The Celebrity Apprentice isn't available because he's currently President of the United States.
...for real, I'm being bigly serious.
12.Anyway, they've rebooted Spider-Man TWICE, with two different actors who aren't Tobey Maguire.
13.Leo finally won an Oscar for a phenomenal performance in a film called The Revenant.
14.While we're talking about incredible performaces, the dad from Malcolm in the Middle is an incredible actor! He played a chemistry teacher turned drug kingpin, on what many consider the best TV series of all time, Breaking Bad.
15.Speaking of Breaking Bad, it aired on AMC. Remember AMC, the dull channel that shows a bunch of old, classic films? Not anymore — now they have several top-notch TV series'.
16.In sports related news, Shaq and Kobe are both retired.
17.LeBron James has won three championships — but only one of them was won with the Cleveland Cavaliers.
18.And the Chicago Cubs finally won the World Series after a 108-year drought.
19.Technology-wise, nothing too crazy has happened. Still no flying cars or communication with aliens. However, iPhones have come a long way, and they're like having a laptop in your pocket.
20.And there is this little voice-recognizing mechanism that you can command to make a phone call, play music, or whatever.
21.There's lots of cool tech stuff you should try — grab your debit card and let the shopping spree begin... Oh, just a heads up, nobody swipes anymore.