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21 Hilarious New Year's Tweets That'll Have You Laughing Your Way Into 2018

"2018 New Year's Resolution: Survive."

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January 1st: new year, new me January 3rd: back on my bullshit

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My New Years resolution is to be more assertive if that's okay with you guys?

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If ur worried ur not gonna get a New Years Eve kiss just remember the Valentines Day is in 45 days n ur probably gonna b alone for that too.

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Bill Nye is short for "William New Years Eve"

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My new years resolution is to stop biting my toenails. Nervous habit I picked up during all these meetings at work.

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Telling people your New Years resolution so you'll "be accountable" is a great way to find out that no one cares about your resolution.

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2017 beat my ass while my stress, anxiety and depression yelled worldstar

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Forgot to make resolutions? Just write out everything you did last night and at the beginning add the word "stop."

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January: NEW YEAR, NEW ME πŸƒπŸ½πŸ‹πŸ½β€β™€οΈπŸŽπŸ₯‘πŸ₯•πŸ₯’ March: πŸ•πŸ•πŸ•πŸ•πŸ•πŸ•πŸ•πŸ•πŸ•

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New Years resolution: exercise (my right to eat) more (tacos)

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Me waiting until next month for y'all to say, 2017 was the worst year yet, 2018 is ganna be better and that your le… https://t.co/uLILPTW84P

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My New Years resolution is to try and put less than 4 chapsticks through the washer & dryer next year.

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I've seen 6 people post that their new year's resolution is to "loose weight." I can think of a slightly more useful resolution for them

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My New Year's resolution is to give up alcohol. Oops, I meant: My New Year's resolution is to give up. Alcohol! #newyearsresolution

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Jan 1: New Years Resolution Jan 2: ok start today. Jan 3: ok I mean it now. Dec 31: damn that went quick. Try again tomorrow πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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2018 New Years' Resolution: Survive

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