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Let's Take A Moment To Appreciate These 21 Random, Hilarious Talk Show Captions

"Los says his mistress seduced him with free French fries."

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"Lanieka admits she eats 4 rolls of toilet paper a week."
The CW

"Lanieka admits she eats 4 rolls of toilet paper a week."

2.

"Darren wants a drama-free relationship"
The CW

"Darren wants a drama-free relationship"

3.

"Veronica admits she's obsessed with pooping"
The CW

"Veronica admits she's obsessed with pooping"

4.

"SEX FOR FREE CHICKEN WINGS?"
NBCUniversal Television Distribution

"SEX FOR FREE CHICKEN WINGS?"

5.

"Jorge wants to be hardcore but his mom won't let him"
ChilevisiĆ³n

"Jorge wants to be hardcore but his mom won't let him"

6.

"Andre King says he just wants to watch his stories and be left alone."
20th Television

"Andre King says he just wants to watch his stories and be left alone."

7.

"Louise Says She Feels Worthless Because Of Her Fear Of Mustard"
NBCUniversal Television Distribution

"Louise Says She Feels Worthless Because Of Her Fear Of Mustard"

8.

BOB SAYS HE BIT REGINA'S FINGER BECAUSE SHE GAVE AWAY HIS BOLOGNA SANDWICHES"
NBCUniversal Television Distribution

BOB SAYS HE BIT REGINA'S FINGER BECAUSE SHE GAVE AWAY HIS BOLOGNA SANDWICHES"

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"ARICA SAYS SHE FOUND A TOOTH IN HER HOUSE THAT MICHAEL CAN'T EXPLAIN"
NBCUniversal Television Distribution

"ARICA SAYS SHE FOUND A TOOTH IN HER HOUSE THAT MICHAEL CAN'T EXPLAIN"

10.

"Brendon Chaney admits he threw a pinecone"
CBS Television Distribution

"Brendon Chaney admits he threw a pinecone"

11.

"Brinkley, 17 SAYS SHE WAS ONCE ATTACKED BY ANTS THAT CAME OUT OF A FLOWER"
NBCUniversal Television Distribution

"Brinkley, 17 SAYS SHE WAS ONCE ATTACKED BY ANTS THAT CAME OUT OF A FLOWER"

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"CRYSTAL SAYS BRANDON'S CONDOMS GO MISSING AND HE CAN'T EXPLAIN IT"
NBCUniversal Television Distribution

"CRYSTAL SAYS BRANDON'S CONDOMS GO MISSING AND HE CAN'T EXPLAIN IT"

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"Amanda (Afraid of Chicken) SAYS PEOPLE TEASE HER AND CHASE HER WITH CHICKENS
NBCUniversal Television Distribution

"Amanda (Afraid of Chicken) SAYS PEOPLE TEASE HER AND CHASE HER WITH CHICKENS

14.

"Los says his mistress seduced him with free french fries."
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"Los says his mistress seduced him with free french fries."

15.

"THAT HICKEY CAME FROM THE DOG...I DIDN'T CHEAT!"
NBCUniversal Television Distribution

"THAT HICKEY CAME FROM THE DOG...I DIDN'T CHEAT!"

16.

"CAROLYN SAYS IF THERE IS A COTTON BALL NEAR HER SHE WILL RUN FOR HER LIFE"
NBCUniversal Television Distribution

"CAROLYN SAYS IF THERE IS A COTTON BALL NEAR HER SHE WILL RUN FOR HER LIFE"

17.

"AMANDA IS ABOUT TO CONFRONT HER FEAR OF CHICKENS FOR THE FIRST TIME"
NBCUniversal Television Distribution

"AMANDA IS ABOUT TO CONFRONT HER FEAR OF CHICKENS FOR THE FIRST TIME"

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"Jon says his friends, "Silky Steve" & "Magnum Johnson," look like mack daddies"
Warner Bros. Television Distribution

"Jon says his friends, "Silky Steve" & "Magnum Johnson," look like mack daddies"

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"ROBERT SAYS HE SMELLS LIKE FISH BECAUSE HE'S A CHEF, NOT BECAUSE HE'S A CHEATER"
NBCUniversal Television Distribution

"ROBERT SAYS HE SMELLS LIKE FISH BECAUSE HE'S A CHEF, NOT BECAUSE HE'S A CHEATER"

20.

"Rachel enjoys dressing up like a toddler & wearing a diaper"
The CW

"Rachel enjoys dressing up like a toddler & wearing a diaper"

21.

"HOLLY, 18, DOESN'T CARE WHAT PEOPLE THINK WHEN SHE'S OUT WITH HER 70 YR. OLD MAN"
NBCUniversal Television Distribution

"HOLLY, 18, DOESN'T CARE WHAT PEOPLE THINK WHEN SHE'S OUT WITH HER 70 YR. OLD MAN"

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