1. Your manager calls to order the dreaded all-hands-on-deck team meeting.
2. The selection of which holidays you will be selling your soul to the restaurant.
3. If you're scheduled to work, YOU'RE GETTING TO WORK no matter how Mother Nature is behaving.
#Bossesbelike... "You still coming in, right?" When the roads are covered in snow and too dangerous to drive.
4. It's not all bad... you get to test taste all the new holiday menu features.
5. Your bladder is about to explode, but that's irrelevant because your section is packed and the restaurant is on a wait.
6. Serving guests full of holiday cheer.
7. The non-stop coffee and tea requests.
8. The constant bar supply stock fails.
9. "Where's the restroom?"
10. During rushes, your coworkers become barbaric savages.
11. Side work becomes a thing of the past.
12. Then again, there are always those star employees...
To the servers that stay on top of their sidework!!
13. Your restaurant becomes a Chuck E. Cheese.
14. Holding back chuckles to food mispronunciations.
15. Smiling graciously when you hear worst combination of words in a server's dictionary... "I have a coupon."
16. "Bye, everyone! It was a pleasure!! Have a Merry Christmas!!!" and the table takes off like:
17. When the struggle needs change.
Lololol #serverprobs
18. The straight up stiffing rage.
This is my life .... On $73.09.... What the fucking fuck
19. The emotional roller coaster your life becomes.
Omg I just got a 50 dollar tip!!!!! 😱
20. Not eating a solid meal for fourteen hours.
21. HOWEVER, because you've been so busy... It's already time to clean your section.
22. Strutting out of that joint $250 richer.
23. HELLLLL YEA. TIME TO GET WRECKED WITH THE CREW.
