5.When the syllabus for a class is longer than most of the books you've read in college thus far:
6.When the syllabus clearly states "attendance isn't mandatory":
7.Having brand-new school supplies:
8."We're going to go around the room and introduce ourselves. Say your name, your major, and a fun fact about yourself..."
9.When the professor tries to go past the introduction slides and onto actual course material:
10.When the professor assigns a reading assignment during the first week of class:
11.When the professor gives an actual assignment during the first week of class:
12.Figuring out whether to buy the textbook for a class:
13.Calculating how expensive your textbooks are going to be in total for the semester:
14.Skipping class thinking, It's syllabus week YOLO, only to find out the professor is a dictator and you're pretty much doomed for the rest of the semester:
15.Noticing all the new changes on campus:
16.Reuniting with your friends:
17.Going back to dining hall food:
18.Going out every single day of the entire week:
19.When someone in your friend group isn't down to go out:
20.Not making it past the pregame some nights because your tolerance got soft during break:
21.Themed parties:
22.Seeing underclassmen:
23.Seeing upperclassmen:
24.Realizing syllabus week does actually end and you actually have to get your shit together:
