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21 Boozy Memes That Were Literally Written About You

I'm definitely a "wine glass half full" kind of person.

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1. This commitment to health:

The only things I drink are water, coffee, and alcohol.
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The only things I drink are water, coffee, and alcohol.

2. This ~CONFLICT~:

Not in the mood for people, but really not in the mood for sobriety.
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Not in the mood for people, but really not in the mood for sobriety.

3. This awesome acceptance:

"I like you, just the way you are." —Wine
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"I like you, just the way you are." —Wine

4. This lunacy:

If you mix a red and a white together I probably won't even notice, TBH.
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If you mix a red and a white together I probably won't even notice, TBH.

5. This true sign of friendship:

If you invite me over, I'll definitely bring a bottle of wine. So you should probably get something for yourself.
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If you invite me over, I'll definitely bring a bottle of wine. So you should probably get something for yourself.

6. This life goal:

My 10-year plan is that I'm going to be able to afford better booze.
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My 10-year plan is that I'm going to be able to afford better booze.

7. This state of financial affairs:

The upside of spending all my money on booze is that I don't have any left to waste on clothes I don't need.
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The upside of spending all my money on booze is that I don't have any left to waste on clothes I don't need.

8. This dilemma:

Calm TF down I'll be there in a second.
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Calm TF down I'll be there in a second.

9. This correction:

I may be getting older, but I'm definitely still drinking like a college senior.
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I may be getting older, but I'm definitely still drinking like a college senior.

10. This one time Google got it so wrong:

The only way to ease into the week is to drink like it's still the weekend.
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The only way to ease into the week is to drink like it's still the weekend.

11. This moment:

Just wanna hold on to that feeling, you know?
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Just wanna hold on to that feeling, you know?

12. This widespread misunderstanding:

Who the hell thinks "glass half full" is a positive?
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Who the hell thinks "glass half full" is a positive?

13. This loophole:

Hey, I'm being responsible here.
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Hey, I'm being responsible here.

14. This rhetorical question:

I celebrate Wine Wednesday at least six times a week.
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I celebrate Wine Wednesday at least six times a week.

15. This biological conundrum:

How am I so thirsty all the time? I literally drink my weight in liquid every day.
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How am I so thirsty all the time? I literally drink my weight in liquid every day.

16. This prayer:

5 p.m.: "I'm going straight home."6 p.m.: "I'm just gonna stop by and say hi."7 p.m.: "OK but only one drink."8 p.m.: "Sure, fine, one more."1 a.m.: "....FUUUUUUCK."
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5 p.m.: "I'm going straight home."

6 p.m.: "I'm just gonna stop by and say hi."

7 p.m.: "OK but only one drink."

8 p.m.: "Sure, fine, one more."

1 a.m.: "....FUUUUUUCK."

17. This. Fucking. Moment:

Hopefully everybody else is also too hungover to watch my Snapchat story before it disappears...
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Hopefully everybody else is also too hungover to watch my Snapchat story before it disappears...

18. This staredown:

Don't judge me. You don't even KNOW me.
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Don't judge me. You don't even KNOW me.

19. This v. unwelcome message:

The best way to get over a hangover is to stay in bed and try your damndest to ignore it.
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The best way to get over a hangover is to stay in bed and try your damndest to ignore it.

20. This one absolute truth:

Can't I just give up vegetables instead?
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Can't I just give up vegetables instead?

21. And this:

*Drops mic*
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*Drops mic*

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