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The Definitive Ranking Of Classic Ice Cream Truck Treats

Remember the ice cream truck of your childhood, and all of its magical frozen treats? Here they are, from worst to best.

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14. Screwball

But, whoever invented the screwball obviously failed to realize that when a gumball is stored in the freezer indefinitely, it turns into something that is NO LONGER A GUMBALL, but rather a rock hard orb of sugar that, even when thawed, is NO LONGER A GUMBALL.


1. Classic Ice Cream Sandwich

From the indescribable cake-cookie hybrid that ends up all over to your fingertips, to the super-melty "vanilla" ice cream that inevitably oozes out of all four sides, the ice cream sandwich is perfection.