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25 Things People Who Love Sangria Will Understand

Sangria is essentially wine + magic.

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4. Like, you don't even pretend to care anymore.

Ahhh yes of course, I adore wine. I especially love [looks down at bottle of Pinot Grigio] peanut Gregorio

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21. And day drinking is great. Day drinking keeps you out of trouble.

22 year old me after a night of drinking: "I hope I didn't do anything stupid." 29 year old me: "I hope I didn't agree to go on a hike."

Trekking through the WILDERNESS, surrounded by WILD ANIMALS, with no cell phone service and a below-average sense of direction? Asking for trouble. Sipping sangria in a lawn chair on your very own porch? Very safe.

24. And sure, there are going to be die-hard winos at every party.

These are the kinds of people that probably carry corkscrews around at all times and really who can hate on a person with that kind of foresight?