25 Things People Who Love Sangria Will Understand

Sangria is essentially wine + magic.

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4. Like, you don't even pretend to care anymore.

Ahhh yes of course, I adore wine. I especially love [looks down at bottle of Pinot Grigio] peanut Gregorio

13. Sangria is more environmentally friendly, because there's less waste.

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Those five liter boxes are the equivalent of like seven bottles of wine, so what you're really doing is saving the planet.

21. And day drinking is great. Day drinking keeps you out of trouble.

22 year old me after a night of drinking: "I hope I didn't do anything stupid." 29 year old me: "I hope I didn't agree to go on a hike."

Trekking through the WILDERNESS, surrounded by WILD ANIMALS, with no cell phone service and a below-average sense of direction? Asking for trouble. Sipping sangria in a lawn chair on your very own porch? Very safe.

24. And sure, there are going to be die-hard winos at every party.


These are the kinds of people that probably carry corkscrews around at all times and really who can hate on a person with that kind of foresight?