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20 Things We Learned From Week Three Of The Bachelorette

Double the episodes, double the Chad.

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1. We learned what an "angergasm" is, and surprisingly Chad was not involved.

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2. We learned that Wells is just like us viewers at home; sipping champagne as the boys argue.

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3. We learned that Jojo is in fact tailoring the dates towards the contestant's professions.

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*cue the erectile dysfunction specialist*

4. We learned that Evan has the flinchiest flinch of all time.

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5. We also learned that Evan brought one shirt with him to the mansion.

*take a shot every time Evan says "You ripped my shirt!" and you'll be wasted*
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*take a shot every time Evan says "You ripped my shirt!" and you'll be wasted*

6. We learned that Chad's favorite snack is raw lettuce.

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Not pictured: the raw sweet potato he ate shortly after.

7. We learned that The Bachelorette and Saw II have some similarities.

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"I'm going to cut off everyone's legs and arms and throw them in the pool."

8. We learned that despite it being week 3, Jordan has still not figured out how to get his rogue hair under control.

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9. In the most unsettling way possible, we learned that Evan has kids.

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10. We learned that in order to be a contestant on the show, you must have a background in synchronized swimming.

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11. We learned that Jojo LOVES Pennsylvania.

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"It feels so good to be in Pennsylvania" #shitnoonesays

12. We also learned that Jojo's favorite color is glitter.

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But it's okay because she looks hella good.

13. We learned what Evan looks like in "beast mode."

Something's off.
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Something's off.

14. We also learned that this was probably Evan's first game of any kind.

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15. We learned that James Taylor thinks he is OKAY.

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Someone please get this kid a band-aid.

16. We learned what Luke looks like without a shirt on.

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17. We learned that Chad is Alex's father.

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"I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed."

18. We learned that along with lettuce and sweet potato's, Chad enjoys a tall glass of milk.

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19. We learned that Alex is not safe.

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Has anyone heard from him since the show stopped filming?

20. We learned that Chad and his whistle will haunt our nightmare's from here on out.

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See you in two weeks!

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