1. Oh, sh*t, what is going on?!@?
2. Do I look angry enough? I'm trying to be intense, dammit.
3. This fence really brings out my eyes.
4. My jaw hurts. Clenching it gets old.
5. My beard is looking particularly fabulous. Phew.
6. Oh, and I have a great smile.
7. Right, Daryl?
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