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23 Things You'll Understand Only If You're Slightly Obsessed With Smoothies

Life is not eating. Life is SLURPING.

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2. And now your entire Instagram feed is smoothie heaven.

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10. You know the difference between adding chia seeds and flax seeds.

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Amateurs don't realize they have to soak chia seeds beforehand and that the only way to assimilate the full nutrients of flax seeds is to grind them first. These are secrets only true smoothie gurus know.

11. You've realized that 80% of the time, you blend up a brownish-looking smoothie.

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And it didn't matter what ingredient combo you tried. Every ingredient tended to darken the entire drink. But that was OK — it all tasted great anyhow.

12. You've learned the exact ingredients needed to make a non-gross-looking colorful smoothie.

And now you know the perfect color alchemy between fruits.


18. Some were so bad that you had to force yourself to pour them down the drain.

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RIP test trial of putting in too much chard, too little fruit, and leftover sticky rice. Oh, and extra jam to try remedying the situation.


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