23 Things You'll Understand Only If You're Slightly Obsessed With Smoothies
Life is not eating. Life is SLURPING.
1. Your life changed when you had your first smoothie.
2. And now your entire Instagram feed is smoothie heaven.
3. Ninety percent of your Pinterest boards are pinned with smoothie recipes.
4. The greatest gift ever given to you was your nifty blender.
5. Which you carry around like a child that you bathe and scrub twice a day.
6. You spend more time at the frozen aisle marveling at fruit pouches than any other aisle at the grocery store.
7. You buy crates of bananas just so you can chop and freeze them.
8. In fact, your entire freezer is filled with different types of frozen fruits.
9. Nothing makes you happier than prepping smoothie bags for the week.
10. You know the difference between adding chia seeds and flax seeds.
11. You've realized that 80% of the time, you blend up a brownish-looking smoothie.
12. You've learned the exact ingredients needed to make a non-gross-looking colorful smoothie.
And now you know the perfect color alchemy between fruits.