1. This laptop sleeve.
2. This patch that shows how much better you are than your co-workers.
3. This perfect little pad to record your shittiest (or slickest) thoughts.
4. This pencil and pen holder.
5. This bag that says "work is shit" in French.
6. These metallic pencils that'll incentivize you to finish your work with sparks.
7. This offensively radiant mouse pad that you can color.
8. These embellished name plates.
9. These astonishingly honest adhesive tags.
10. This notepad that figures out the shit you're going to convince your co-workers to do for you.
11. This mug that knows exactly how to fucking motivate you.
"Love your fucking job. Seek fucking criticism. Change your fucking routine. Carve your own fucking path. Make a fucking difference. Learn to fucking improvise. Be fucking bold. Get up fucking early. Fucking risk everything. Fail, fail, and fucking fail again."