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1. These shimmery sequin pillows.
The perfect canvas for mermaid art.
Get them from StylishPillowShop on Etsy for $27.
2. This tapestry of iridescent scales.
6. These sea shell string lights.
7. This gold mermaid hook.
Because this is how you look, 24-7.
Get it from PinkBirdieJar for $9.
8. This lazy lagoon wallpaper.
Finally, a wallpaper that makes you shout, "me."
Get it from Wall Candy for $10 per sample.
9. This salt and pepper shaker set.
10. This pillow that protects your sacred resting nest.
Get it from ObaCanvasCo for $40
11. This perfect mermicorn coalescence.
The most magical of creatures.
Get it from MagpieNeon for $15.
12. This toilet handle that doesn't flush out to the ocean (hopefully).
13. This glow-in-the-dark jellyfish light.
Jam out with more friends.
Get it from Urban Outfitters for $24.
14. This shower curtain that gives you 100% mermaid cred.
15. This tropical candle that'll take you swimming.
Well damn, if you can't live in the sea, then it's got to smell like one, right?!
Get it from FromThePage for $11.
16. These Grecian-style bookends.
Fill them with nautical mermaid myths (all true of course).
Get them from Amazon for $25.
17. This poolside art print.
Take a dip.
Get it from Urban Outfitters for $50.
18. This spoon that's only fit for a real mermaid.
Get it from MilkandHoneyLuxuries for $18.
19. This bathing sign.
For your tub or the nearest lagoon.
Get it from SurfShackSigns for $25.
21. This mini bioluminescent aquarium.
Humans have one or two pets. Mermaids have thousands.
Get it from Uncommon Goods for $60.
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