1. This octopus head massager.
2. These warming foot slippers.
3. These heated hand pockets.
4. This next-level head scratcher.
5. This palm-sized robot that will gently hum you to sleep.
6. This handheld cooling device that doubles up as a cute office desk plant.
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7. This boob massager.
8. This butt and hip roller that will give you the most gratifying rub-down.
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9. This hands-free neck and back massager.
Having anybody else involved would just be excessive. Available here.
10. This face muscle relaxer.
11. This squishy finger ring.
12. This deep-tissue rub that's just for thumbs.
13. This toe stretcher that gives pedicures a run for their money.
14. This bead roller that you can wear on your hand.
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15. This workout hand apparatus that improves flexibility.
16. These fun, shimmery needle acu-balls.
17. This cat paw massager.
18. This waterproof gadget you can use anywhere on your body.
19. This exfoliating body mitten.
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