1. Being a vegetarian is hard.
2. Especially when you realize that the whole world is run on fast food.
3. And as much as they try to accommodate your dietary needs, it's just a constant struggle.
4. Breakfast, you'll discover, is a sad descent to starvation.
5. Because everything good is filled with sausage.
6. Ordering the breakfast sandwich means you'll have to remove the meat.
7. You probably can't eat the biscuit on this:
8. Your only option is the sad-looking yogurt cup left over from yesterday.
9. You regret inviting your friends because they complain about ordering things sans meat —l ike pizza.
10. Or they apologize for eating this in front of you.
11. But then proceed to eat it like this:
12. So you abandon them.
13. Everywhere you go, there are, like, two things you can eat...
14. Fries and ice cream.
15. You hope there's a secret menu.
16. But when you ask the server they're like,
17. You eventually order fries.
18. Only to learn they might be drenched in animal grease.
20. THIS DOES NOT COUNT.
21. Eventually you're so hungry you order the salad.
22. IT STILL HAS MEAT!!!
23. So now it's just you and ice cream.
24. At least you can still do this.
25. After everything, you might as well adopt this as your new mantra.
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