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25 Struggles Of Being A Vegetarian Who Eats Fast Food

Fries before guys. And before literally everything else.

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1. Being a vegetarian is hard.

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2. Especially when you realize that the whole world is run on fast food.

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3. And as much as they try to accommodate your dietary needs, it's just a constant struggle.

4. Breakfast, you'll discover, is a sad descent to starvation.

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5. Because everything good is filled with sausage.

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6. Ordering the breakfast sandwich means you'll have to remove the meat.

This must be a vegetarian sin.
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This must be a vegetarian sin.

7. You probably can't eat the biscuit on this:

Same stove, same spatula, SAME ANIMAL GREASE.
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Same stove, same spatula, SAME ANIMAL GREASE.

8. Your only option is the sad-looking yogurt cup left over from yesterday.

9. You regret inviting your friends because they complain about ordering things sans meat — like pizza.

Cheese alone is great, OK?
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Cheese alone is great, OK?

10. Or they apologize for eating this in front of you.

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11. But then proceed to eat it like this:

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C'MON.

12. So you abandon them.

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13. Everywhere you go, there are, like, two things you can eat...

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Why why why WHY WHY???

14. Fries and ice cream.

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15. You hope there's a secret menu.

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16. But when you ask the server they're like:

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Sorry not sorry.

17. You eventually order fries.

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18. Only to learn they might be drenched in animal grease.

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That's OK, you'll pretend they aren't.

19. ...

WHY DO FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS NOT UNDERSTAND THAT SOME PEOPLE ARE VEGETARIAN AND HUNGRY

20. THIS DOES NOT COUNT.

21. Eventually you're so hungry you order the salad.

22. IT STILL HAS MEAT!!!

23. So now it's just you and ice cream.

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24. At least you can still do this.

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God bless this beautiful union.

25. After everything, you might as well adopt this as your new mantra.

If you're a vegetarian you can still eat meat from fast food places cause it's not real meat

UGH, you wish.

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