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1. Heels suck enough already, so instead of consuming them in pain, we should enjoy them in chocolatey delight.
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Go ahead, chew that heel off here.
2. Chitlins and gizzards aren't for everyone, so let's just serve chocolate organs.
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Yeah, I'd choose ganache over blood any day. Get them here.
3. When they said, "perfect men don't exist," they sure weren't talking about the chocolate male species.
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Finally, indulge in your richest fantasies. Get him here.
4. Imagine our world today if we shot chocolate bullets every time we fired a gun instead of metal ones.
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We'd be a lot stickier. Get them here.
5. Video games are cool, but will they sustain you after you've been at it for more than 48 hours?!?
6. Everything utilitarian seems useless once you realize spoons can be made out of chocolate.
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How much waste would we reduce if all the tools we used to eat other foods were edible? Get them here.
8. Escape the anguish of golf and savor the saccharine relief of these golf balls.
9. Even though chocolate rats are just as bad as real ones, at least these won't terrorize your dreams.
10. Reignite your love for the earth by discovering the wonders of chocolate rocks.
11. Eat vegetables.
12. Fix that sink another day and instead, eat chocolate!!
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13. To hell with your teeth with these white chocolate dentures.
14. OK, yes, Legos are really neat, but at the end of the day, wouldn't you rather eat them??
15. Squirrels.
16. Lipstick already gets on your teeth so we might as well eat it.
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Smear it on your teeth for all I care! Get it here.
17. Fill your body with something that won't impregnate you!!!
18. Butts are great, but shiny chocolate ones that you can bite into without injuring someone are just better.
19. Scream, but feel a little reassured that these aren't actual piles of shit.
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I dare you to go look at the regular-colored doo-doos here.