Nifty·Posted on Nov 23, 201527 Deceptively Bad Gifts That'll Surprise Your FriendsOh, thanks, you got me "fish"?by Christina LanBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Amy Sefton for Buzzfeed 1. This fish PENCIL POUCH ($20). plague-sprite.tumblr.com amazon.com Luckily, it doesn't smell bad. You can get one like this here. 2. These sushi TOWELS ($17.30). amazon.com amazon.com Delicious? Available here. 3. These fruit-like CANDLES ($8). etsy.com etsy.com Pretty enough to eat. You can get these here and here. 4. These pencil EARBUDS ($29). amazon.com amazon.com Buy them here. 5. These composition book iPAD CASES ($14). amazon.com amazon.com For the progressive traditionalist. Available here. 6. This ramen PILLOW ($16). shopjeen.com At least it lasts longer than a real packet of ramen! Buy it here. 7. These chewing gum MAGNETS ($8). amazon.com amazon.com HA HAR HA. Tell 'em how you really feel. Get them here. 8. This pizza JIGSAW PUZZLE ($18). coolgift.com The best way to throw a pizza party. Available here. 9. These syringe HIGHLIGHTERS ($2.50). amazon.com amazon.com For the friend who has to endure medical school. Get them here. 10. This burrito YOGA BAG ($40). amazon.com ~Romantic~. Get it here. 11. These macaron COIN PURSES ($14). firebox.com Oh, and they're scented. Get them here. 12. This pair of legs LAP PILLOW ($25). amazon.co.jp amazon.co.jp Everyone needs a personal lap. Get it here. 13. This cassette TAPE DISPENSER ($21). moderngent.com moderngent.com Legit vintage. Get it here. 14. These cigarette PENCILS ($11). amazon.com amazon.com Acceptable "smoking: in public areas. Get them here. 15. This giant bear SLEEPING BAG ($2,350). cargocollective.com cargocollective.com Perfect for encountering real bears when camping. Just sleep. Order here. 16. This PB&J POUCH ($8). amazon.com Choose from a variety of different food pouches here. 17. These chopstick PENCILS ($5). amazon.com Dream life = eating and writing at the SAME TIME. Buy them here. 18. This ceramic notebook TRAY ($25). fishseddy.com Hi, here's a "stack of paper"...to hold your food. Buy it here. 19. This floppy disk TABLE ($930). floppytable.com Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF floppytable.com It even comes with a secret storage slot. Buy it here. 20. This "hinge" PACKING TAPE ($13). http://www.mochithings.com/products/6133 http://www.mochithings.com/products/6133 For the packaging aficionado. Buy it here. 21. These balloon LAMPS ($56). japantrendshop.com thisisnthappiness.com So, you stole a balloon from Chick-fil-A. Thanks. Get them here. 22. This book TENT ($439). fieldcandy.com fieldcandy.com Live out your fantasy in the wiiiiiild. Customize your own reading tent here. 23. This cinema PLACEMAT ($7.30). amazon.com amazon.com For the friend who netflixes and eats. Available here. 24. This crumpled paper THROW PILLOW ($20). society6.com Crumpled trash is the pinnacle of true love. Available here. 25. This Game Boy iPHONE CASE ($15). amazon.com For the friend who hates modernity. Available here. 26. This CATFISH. damalur.tumblr.com Sadly, not for sale. But here is a mermaid tail for your cat.