19 Foods That Are Probably Sad That They Exist

Crimes or ingenuities?!?

1. Candy corn DOTS.

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Bad candy paired with a more inferior kind of candy!!

2. Grilled shrimp PRINGLES.

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Bubblegum prawn.

3. Canned liquid CEREAL.

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Cereal milk with already-soggy chunks. Appetizing.

4. Watermelon OREOS.

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Mmmm the best of summer combined.

5. Squeezable BACON.

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Always sacrifice taste and presentability for convenience, they say.

6. Mint vanilla MILK.

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Liquid toothpaste!

7. Popcorn TIC TACS.

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Butter is a carb. Butter is candy. Butter is life. Eat more butter.

8. Pizza- and spaghetti-flavored SLUSHIES.

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Whoever said pizza is just a solid food is wrong. PIzza can be so much more than that.

9. Rainbow sherbet CEREAL.

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10. Peanut butter cup CANDY CORN.

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Maybe this was Brach's way of admitting that candy corn flavor was...not so great of an idea.

11. Cheese-flavored KIT KAT.

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Cheesy chocolate in theory seems like a good idea...?

12. This peach MILK.

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13. Blue raspberry PEEPS.

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Ah, there was a period where blue raspberry really had a moment in manufacturing history.

14. Peeps-flavored MILK.

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Maybe they form into peep-shaped puddles when they enter your stomach.

15. Passionfruit KIT KAT.

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But, chocolate.

16. Mountain Dew CHEETOS.

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17. Pizza BEER.

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Gone are the days of pizza AND beer. A+ for efficiency.

18. This curry CHOCOLATE.

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Basically blocks of curry. Might as well eat it over the toilet.

19. This veggie-filled ICE CREAM.

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It's even making a face that admits its sad existence.