1. A pothead.
Anyone can be a pothead!
2. Damien from Mean Girls
Materials needed: hoodie, sunglasses, and this very important message (or just shout it all night long).
3. Ron Swanson.
Especially if you're a woman, because mustaches can look really good on women.
4. Your favorite emoji.
So easy! You also have like hundreds of options.
5. Kim Possible
Materials needed: a black crop top, cargo pants, and a ginger wig (if you're not already lucky enough to inherit such natural color).
6. Any type of [insert adjective] [insert gender and sex].
For instance, here is a "gentle man."
7. A killer housewife.
An apron drizzled with red acrylic paint is all this costume needs. Also maybe some oven mittens and poisoned chocolate chip cookies if you're serious about playing the part.
8. An iconic Banksy drawing.
Materials needed: all black outfit and a heart-shaped balloon.
9. A beanie baby.
The only thing you technically need to construct is the TY tag. Other than that, just wear a monochrome, velvet sweatsuit.
10. Air marshall Melissa McCarthy.
Materials needed: travel pillow, white beret, headphones, and a voracious inclination to show any amount of leg.
11. Forrest Gump.
Materials needed: a plaid shirt, some dark masking tape to re-create leg braces, and a Jenny to stick by your side.
12. Some super tough bikers.
Cover yourself with temporary 'biker' tattoos, wear a tank, and add a bandana to pull off an extremely intimidating look.
13. Miranda Sings.
Tilt the head and smear that lipstick.
14. Spinelli from Recess
Materials needed: leather jacket, black boots, a red/orange dress, and of course, that beanie. Pigtails are a definite plus.
15. Finn from Adventure Time.
Materials needed: blue shirt, backpack, and a WHITE HAT with tiny ears (the most important part of this outfit).
16. ONE Direction.
Keep it simple, stupid.
17. Twister
The board isn't even necessary: just glue colored dots all over your all-white outfit.
18. Your favorite e-card.
19. Something related to your social network profile(s).
In real time IRL.
Like your Pinterest account.
Maybe pin things under "Holiday Wishlist."
20. Hell, just show everyone the social butterfly you are.
21. Penny Proud from The Proud Family.
The perfect excuse to get a pink cardigan.
22. Black Swan ballerinas.
Start with your normal eyeliner routine and don't bother touching it up.
23. Louise Belcher from Bob's Burgers.
Wear any pink winter hat and glue on some pink paper bunny ears.
24. Wayne and Garth from Wayne's World.
25. Pepto Bismol.
It looks more complicated than it is: all you need is a salmon pink shirt, a chef's hat, and a beautiful, nauseating Pepto-Bismol sign.
26. "Chick Magnet"
What bodacious chicks.
27. Classic Miley and Robin Thicke (but with the genders reversed).
Convince everyone that this is what actually happened.
28. A more interested take on the cat lady: meet 'copy cat lady.'
29. These Guess Who contestants.
Wear either red or blue, paste on a giant white question mark, and add some identity frames (cardboard would do well to stand up on its own).
30. Mario, Luigi, and Wario on the race track In battle mode.
The colors and suspenders are important, but the balloons are an absolute must. Otherwise how would you win at raging all night?
31. Salmon nigiri.
Wear white, add some curvy white lines to a salmon-colored fabric using fabric paint, and attach it to your back using a sash. Toppings are optional, but you can add some hair clippings if you want.
