1. For those who cure themselves by *orgasming.*
2. For those who take solace in cold tiles:
3. For those who would sleep and puke in the arms of 1D:
4. For those who will use their hands to make smoothies if they have to:
5. For those who take comfort in knowing that feeling like death is just part of the circle of life:
6. For those who just can't ~dill~ with it:
7. For those who'll use the gym for its best asset:
8. For those who'd put orange juice through their showerheads:
9. For those who will fake it till they make it...
Until they don't.
10. For those who'll never compromise on their one-step solution:
11. For those who are OK with suffering even more:
12. For those who know that moving is never the answer:
13. And finally, for those who won't even give hangovers a chance:
