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17 Valentines For The Friend Who's Pretty Much Your Lover

I'll be your Doo-Doo Ninja.

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1. For the friend who knows how to compliment you, always.

They deserve all the unicorn sprinkles in the world. Available here.
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They deserve all the unicorn sprinkles in the world. Available here.

2. For the friend who will stay up seven nights in a row with you to marathon eight different shows.

TV meaning Netflix, of course. Better grab some popcorn.
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TV meaning Netflix, of course. Better grab some popcorn.

3. For the friend who's always down for a half-nude dance.

Pants off, now.

4. For the friend who ~lets~ you have all their food.

At least they don't hate you for eating their food. Get it here.
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At least they don't hate you for eating their food. Get it here.

5. For the friend you've always thought was way too cool.

For the Jessa of your life.

6. For the friend who's been there for you since before you can remember.

Get it here.
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Get it here.

7. For the friend you're constantly **buzzing.**

Buy it here.
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Buy it here.

8. For the pal who's always down to get turnt.

Buy it here.
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Buy it here.

9. For the friend who's got a booty you ain't shy to smack.

And your butt's nice too, by association. Buy it here.
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And your butt's nice too, by association. Buy it here.

10. For the friend that'll always pick up.

There's nothing better than when you're both on the phone and you discover that you're both shit-faced. Get it here.
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There's nothing better than when you're both on the phone and you discover that you're both shit-faced. Get it here.

11. For the friend who you ~let~ eat all your food.

Well, at least they're making sure your food's not poisonous, right? Buy it here.
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Well, at least they're making sure your food's not poisonous, right? Buy it here.

12. For the friend you call right after you poop out an anaconda.

"Hey, you'll never believe how much of the toilet I just destroyed." Friends that poop together stay together.
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"Hey, you'll never believe how much of the toilet I just destroyed." Friends that poop together stay together.

13. For the friend you hate but love all the same.

But together, y'all dominate. Buy it here.
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But together, y'all dominate. Buy it here.

14. For the friend you're never embarrassed to take selfies with.

Friendfies mean serious commitment.
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Friendfies mean serious commitment.

15. For the friend who keeps it real with you.

Get it here.

16. For your long-distance ping pal.

Available here.
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Available here.

17. For the friend who'll take care of even your ~stinkiest~ situations.

Doo-doo ninjas are the ones you'll create memories with till pretty much forever. 💖
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Doo-doo ninjas are the ones you'll create memories with till pretty much forever. 💖

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