1. For the friend who knows how to compliment you, always.
2. For the friend who will stay up seven nights in a row with you to marathon eight different shows.
3. For the friend who's always down for a half-nude dance.
4. For the friend who ~lets~ you have all their food.
5. For the friend you've always thought was way too cool.
6. For the friend who's been there for you since before you can remember.
7. For the friend you're constantly **buzzing.**
8. For the pal who's always down to get turnt.
9. For the friend who's got a booty you ain't shy to smack.
10. For the friend that'll always pick up.
11. For the friend who you ~let~ eat all your food.
12. For the friend you call right after you poop out an anaconda.
13. For the friend you hate but love all the same.
14. For the friend you're never embarrassed to take selfies with.
15. For the friend who keeps it real with you.
16. For your long-distance ping pal.
17. For the friend who'll take care of even your ~stinkiest~ situations.
