1. Eaten straight out of the pan, because washing requires effort:
2. Or right off the cutting board:
3. Eaten cereal out of a milk carton while it was in the final stretch:
4. Or made yourself a bowl out of aluminum foil:
5. Heated or cooked things in the microwave on a paper towel:
6. Served food on top of your Tupperware because BOOM! leftovers:
7. At least two or three times a week, slapped cheese on carbs and called it a meal:
8. Ate things that were only arguably "food" when there was nothing left in the house:
9. Ate a ~balanced~ meal of an energy bar and...plain leaves.
10. Relied on your stash of holiday candy to sustain yourself:
11. Ended a call with someone because they wouldn't bring or make food for you:
12. Sent out not-so-subtle pleas to everyone on Snapchat:
13. Cooked your entire meal in a muffin tin:
14. Eaten the ingredients before they made it to the stove:
15. Gradually transferred the entire contents of your kitchen to your bedroom:
16. Diversified your plate with every type of brown-colored food:
17. Turned cookies into cereal when the cereal ran out:
18. Ate dessert for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, because it's the only thing you consistently buy:
19. Done some risqué stuff to get food to show up at your door:
20. Figured out all the ways you could transport food with other foods:
21. Built yourself a snack empire in your room to last weeks:
22. If you're a vegetarian, ate these two greens literally every night:
23. Made it as easy as possible to heat up and eat your leftovers:
24. Warmed up your food with a hair dryer:
25. Piled junk food on bread and ate it like a sandwich:
26. Tried to send your spirit to get food when the rest of you couldn't:
27. Slowly perished as your body withered from sloth:
The deadliest of the sins.