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Updated on Nov 13, 2018. Posted on Jun 9, 2016

25 Perfect Things That Need To Be Destroyed Immediately

After they make you squeal.

1. This untouched dollop of mayonnaise.

2. This inconceivably smooth yogurt cup.

3. The impossibly thick foam on this beer.

4. Or this one with a foamy swirl that's perfect for a nose dip.

5. These pufffffy pancakes.

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Imagine if the clouds were really just billowy pancakes. I would skydive just to take a bite out of a pancloud.

6. This bun that's low-key blushing.

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If I could have McDonald's buns for cheeks...

7. This glossy PB flawlessness.

8. Or this PB with an IMPOSSIBLY DELICATE SWIRL.

9. AND THIS PB THAT'S BEING SQUEEZED OUT OF THE JAR.

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SQUEEZE. SQUEEZE. SQUEEEEEEEEEEZE!

10. WaaaaahhhhhHHHHHh

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This is the rewind button we need in our lives.

11. This egg-yolk sun that's ready to burst at any moment.

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DON'T YOU JUST WANT TO POKE IT??

12. AHHHHhhhh

13. This cup of jello that's sporting some ridiculous surface tension.

14. These bouncy cheesecakes.

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*wiggle wiggle wiggle*

15. The symmetrical sheen on this jar of Vegemite.

16. This tightly wrapped pizza dough.

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It's pretty much edible Play-Doh that you can pat, mold, squeeze, pummel, and stretch across your face.

17. The magical swoosh of flavors in this ice cream tub.

18. This miniature chocolate cake that is so utterly SMASHABLE.

19. This wafer that needs to be CRUSHED.

20. This thick chocolate soup.

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THICC

21. The shiny pour on this tiny matcha cake.

22. THESE WOBBLY CAKES.

23. This completely flat and still foam on this cappuccino.

24. This giant pancake that you'll want to pet and then punch.

25. PUNCH PUNCH SQUASH SQUIIIIIIISH.