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    Aug 5, 2015

    22 Things To Send To Your Ex That Would Make Their Life A Living Hell

    They need their share of the pain too.

    1. This honest card.

    Get it here.

    2. These pencils that'll make it impossible for them to forget what they did.

    Get them here.

    3. These heartfelt balloons.

    Better if you send them to their job. SURPRISE! Just imagine how they'll feel around their co-workers. Get them here.

    4. This glitter bomb gram.

    Pairs nicely with the balloons. Get it here.

    5. This fake chocolate cake.

    So enticing yet so cruel. Get it here.

    6. Or if you choose to bake them something, add this deadly ghost pepper dust.

    Get it here.

    7. This endearing hand towel.

    Buy it here.

    8. These garlic mints that will make them repulsive to everyone.

    Get them here.

    9. Oh, and make sure they know it too.

    Available here.

    10. These matches to light their ass on fire.

    Available here.

    11. These deceptive candles that smell horrendous.

    Let them reek in fecal matter. Get them here.

    12. A whole durian to stink up their place.

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    You can get this at most Asian supermarkets but if you are desperate, here it is online.

    13. A pile of shit soap.

    They'll never be clean. Let them feel their filth. Get it here.

    14. This book.

    Strip away all their pleasures. Available here.

    15. This darling doll to leave at their doorstep.

    Get it here.

    16. This sack of shit.

    With mini shits. Available here.

    17. This mug that'll really rain on their parade.

    Available here.

    18. This pin that'll forever ruin pizza for them.

    Get it here.

    19. This nice reminder...

    Get it here.

    20. ...paired with this friendly suggestion.

    Get it here.

    21. This mug that'll prevent others from being deceived.

    Save the heartbreaks. Get it here.

    22. This keychain that predicts their future.

    Available here.

    And if they ever ask to meet up again, always remember what Lilly Allen taught us to do:

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