1. When they reminded you of how single you were:

2. When they didn't take your threat seriously:

3. When they only replied back out of pity:

4. When they refused to listen to your song:

5. ...and sang another song instead:

6. When they didn't actually laugh at your joke at all:

7. When they answered your question with another question:

8. When they gave valuable life advice:

9. When they left you hungry and alone:

10. When they called you out on your confusion:

11. When they didn't even know who you were:

12. When they responded to this iconic tagline:

13. When they asked this logical question:

14. When they sided with your friends instead of you:

15. And when they were just plain old sassy:
