Where Should You Spread Your Ashes?
You really enjoyed life, so why not spread the dusty version of yourself all over the most magical place on Earth? Every bit of you will be able to enjoy the screams and laughs of thousands of tourists on the daily. WHAT A (dead) LIFE!
There weren't many things in life you enjoyed more than food, so why not spread your leftovers where you spent most of your life anyways? If anything, you'll go on to the next life in (animal) style!
Not even death can stop you from being the LIFE of the party, so it's obvious your ashes should be spread all along the streets of the city that never sleeps. Your heart will totally go on where Celine Dion calls home!
You're utterly fabulous and you know it. You deserve to mingle with the upper class even after you're burned to a million little pieces. If you're lucky, the wind will blow you into a Mercedes-Benz or even a Chanel purse. #Blessed
You worked hard in life, so it only makes sense for your leftovers to be spread amongst the businessmen and women of New York. Sure, it's not the cleanest area, but that only means your ashes will totally blend in with the dirt!
A lot of things on Earth bothered you, so there's no reason your ashes should be spread there. You deserve to be accidentally inhaled by the creatures of a different world, not by the lousy people on Earth. You shall pass on in Middle-earth.