It's time to share what I've struggled many years to put into the word/gif format: The historically influential and (gay) icon that is Naomi Clark from the unrightfully cancelled CW series, 90210.
Unless you're sad trash waiting to be picked up on this rainy garbage day, you've most likely come to accept Naomi Clark as the greatest Queen to rule West Beverly High, the entire 90210 zip code, and all of Southern California.
Because you see, Naomi Clark had the confidence of a 2004 Britney...
...The revenge tactics of Regina George...
...The thirst of Blanche Devereaux...
...The affluence of a Hilton heiress...
...And the mouth of a Real Housewife.
ALL WRAPED IN ONE.
Ms. Clark had a way with words that could (AND DID) set fire to anyone's existence.
Random chick: "No offense, but you look like you haven't slept in a week."
Queen Naomi: "No offense, but I like your nose better before."
Her combination of sass and wit is what gay men strive for.
And her ability to leave a straight man speechless is what EVERYONE strives for.
Sure — Naomi Clark was a bit of a mean, mean, girl...
But SOMEHOW, everything she did was lovable and you CHEERED ON that cold-hearted bitch from your sofa.
...Especially when it came to handling her terrorist of a sister, Jen.
Nothing was more real than what she went through at the end of season two with Mr. Cannon...
Naomi: "Silver, no! Cannon did not reject me! That is not what this is. He... he..."
Silver: "...He what? What? ...WHAT?"
Naomi: "He raped me..."
And her unexpected (and ironic) romance with the nerdrific Max only made Naomi more lovable.
(NAOMI AND MAX ~*4EVER*~)
Behind all the tough love, sarcasm, and sass, Naomi was the best fucking friend someone could ask for.*
*IF you were on her good side.
But most importantly, as the series went on, Naomi underwent major character growth and became way more than just the materialistic teenager we were first introduced to...
...All while still staying true to the ~esprit de Naomi~.
There's no denying Naomi was the true star of 90210...
And thank the shady heavens from above that we were able to spend five years watching such a fierce women rule 90210.
