Kate Middleton Has A Strange Wave And It Needs To Be Addressed

    The Kate Wave® is real.

    During my daily Google Images session of Catherine, the Duchess of Cambridge and Your Entire Existence, I noticed something a little odd about her wave...

    Do you see it?

    DO YOU SEE IT NOW?

    DO YOU SEE THE PATTERN?

    YES PEOPLE — the Duchslay of Cambridge WAVES WITH HER PINKIE OUT WHILE HER OTHER FINGERS STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM IT.

    EVERY. TIME.

    Why? Why does she wave like this? I'VE NEVER SEEN A WAVE LIKE THIS.

    And like, POOR PINKIE TBH.

    Is this how you're supposed to wave? Pinkie out? Let's analyze:

    The Queen doesn't wave pinkie out.

    Princess Diana didn't wave pinkie out.

    Brintey doesn't wave pinkie out.

    But Kate? PINKIE OUT AF. WHY?

    Even though our analysis with other royals clearly proves this isn't how you're *supposed* to wave, Kate is iconic so therefore her wave is iconic.

    Watch me whip, watch me Kate Wave®.