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If You've Done 22/30 Of These Things, You Have A Venti-Sized Starbucks Problem

It's time to open up about your relationship with the mermaid.

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    You've had Starbucks this week
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    You've had Starbucks today
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    Your local Starbucks baristas know your name
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    You know your local Starbucks baristas' names
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    You're enrolled in the Starbucks Rewards program
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    You've reached the GOLD level in the rewards program
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    You've earned a free drink from the Starbucks Rewards program
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    You've earned MULTIPLE free drinks from the Starbucks Rewards program
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    You have the Starbucks app on your phone
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    You've mobile-ordered from the Starbucks app
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    You ONLY order Starbucks from the app
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    Your phone automatically connects to the Starbucks Wi-Fi
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    You know what the acronyms on the side of the cup mean
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    You know all the drinks on the Starbucks ~secret~ menu
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    You physically can't start your day without a Starbucks
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    People have made comments about your Starbucks habits
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    You've tried to quit but fuck that
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    You've gotten other people addicted to Starbucks
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    You've ordered a Starbucks food item before
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    You've ordered a trenta-sized drink before
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    You've accidentally ordered a tall, grande, or venti drink at a non-Starbucks location
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    You own a Starbucks mug or tumbler
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    You've become irrationally angry over your Starbucks running out of flat lids
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    You've become irrationally excited over the sight of red cups for the holiday season
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    You've ordered a P.S.L. before
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    You've ordered any seasonal Starbucks drink before
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    You know where all the Starbucks are located near your house
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    You know where all the Starbucks are located near your work
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    If you close your eyes right now, you can imagine the smell of a Starbucks
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    You've been drinking a Starbucks the entire time you've been taking this quiz

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