Usher Just Posted A Nude To His Snapchat Story And It's Godly
I'm gonna make love in this Snapstory.
Today, April 28, 2016, marked an important moment in planet Earth's Thirstory. š
Usher decided to give everyone a tour of his home this morning on his Snapchat story...
Snapchat: howusnap
Which was like, OK ā we get it Usher, you're rich.
Snapchat: howusnap
Snapchat: howusnap
AND THEN OUT OF NOWHERE, everything turned into the X-rated episode of Cribs that you always fantasized about...
...Usher decided to TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES and go INSIDE OF HIS HOME STEAM ROOM ā just like how any good porno starts.
Snapchat: howusnap
He started to glisten of sweat...
Snapchat: howusnap
AND THEN IT HAPPENED. š š š
YOU DIDN'T KNOW IF IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN BUT IT DID..............................(Proceed with a mop.)
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USHER POSTED THIS NUDE SELFIE:
Snapchat: howusnap
AND OBVIOUSLY NO EMOJI IS BIG ENOUGH TO COVER USHER'S GUSHER.
Snapchat: howusnap
And then he nonchalantly brushed his teeth like he didn't just thirst-trap the world.
Snapchat: howusnap