Celebrity·Posted on Apr 28, 2016Usher Just Posted A Nude To His Snapchat Story And It's GodlyI'm gonna make love in this Snapstory.by Christian ZamoraBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Today, April 28, 2016, marked an important moment in planet Earth's Thirstory. 🌎 Usher decided to give everyone a tour of his home this morning on his Snapchat story... Snapchat: howusnap Which was like, OK — we get it Usher, you're rich. Snapchat: howusnap Snapchat: howusnap AND THEN OUT OF NOWHERE, everything turned into the X-rated episode of Cribs that you always fantasized about... ...Usher decided to TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES and go INSIDE OF HIS HOME STEAM ROOM — just like how any good porno starts. Snapchat: howusnap He started to glisten of sweat... Snapchat: howusnap AND THEN IT HAPPENED. 🆘 🆘 🆘 YOU DIDN'T KNOW IF IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN BUT IT DID..............................(Proceed with a mop.) Curtoicurto / Getty Images USHER POSTED THIS NUDE SELFIE: Warning This image is graphic Tap to reveal Click to reveal Snapchat: howusnap AND OBVIOUSLY NO EMOJI IS BIG ENOUGH TO COVER USHER'S GUSHER. Warning This image is graphic Tap to reveal Click to reveal Snapchat: howusnap And then he nonchalantly brushed his teeth like he didn't just thirst-trap the world. Snapchat: howusnap Yeah, I'm gonna have to go "blowoffsteam" as well.