Today, April 28, 2016, marked an important moment in planet Earth's Thirstory. 🌎
Usher decided to give everyone a tour of his home this morning on his Snapchat story...
Which was like, OK — we get it Usher, you're rich.
AND THEN OUT OF NOWHERE, everything turned into the X-rated episode of Cribs that you always fantasized about...
...Usher decided to TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES and go INSIDE OF HIS HOME STEAM ROOM — just like how any good porno starts.
He started to glisten of sweat...
AND THEN IT HAPPENED. 🆘 🆘 🆘
YOU DIDN'T KNOW IF IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN BUT IT DID..............................(Proceed with a mop.)
USHER POSTED THIS NUDE SELFIE:
AND OBVIOUSLY NO EMOJI IS BIG ENOUGH TO COVER USHER'S GUSHER.
And then he nonchalantly brushed his teeth like he didn't just thirst-trap the world.
