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Usher Just Posted A Nude To His Snapchat Story And It's Godly

I'm gonna make love in this Snapstory.

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Today, April 28, 2016, marked an important moment in planet Earth's Thirstory. 🌎

Usher decided to give everyone a tour of his home this morning on his Snapchat story...

Snapchat: howusnap

Which was like, OK — we get it Usher, you're rich.

Snapchat: howusnap
Snapchat: howusnap

AND THEN OUT OF NOWHERE, everything turned into the X-rated episode of Cribs that you always fantasized about...

...Usher decided to TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES and go INSIDE OF HIS HOME STEAM ROOM — just like how any good porno starts.

Snapchat: howusnap

He started to glisten of sweat...

Snapchat: howusnap

AND THEN IT HAPPENED. 🆘 🆘 🆘

YOU DIDN'T KNOW IF IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN BUT IT DID..............................(Proceed with a mop.)

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USHER POSTED THIS NUDE SELFIE:

Snapchat: howusnap

AND OBVIOUSLY NO EMOJI IS BIG ENOUGH TO COVER USHER'S GUSHER.

Snapchat: howusnap

And then he nonchalantly brushed his teeth like he didn't just thirst-trap the world.

Snapchat: howusnap

Yeah, I'm gonna have to go "blowoffsteam" as well.

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